P. P. P. S.  In a completely different vein,  I have literally no idea why anyone puts up with me and my terrible dad jokes!  😂😂😂😂

Like,  there are people out there who actually CHOOSE to have me in their life,  not forced into it by circumstances of birth.  And they even give me their phone numbers and put up with ridiculous shit like this out of the blue - and they don't change their number no matter how many bad puns and memes I deem not wholesome enough for everyone on my friends list on facebook.  😂